Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Ouch

When you rush to get in the shower before going to dinner. 13 stitches! Crutches for two days. My "Help I've fallen.." commercial debut airs next week.


Saturday, January 30, 2016

Sunday, November 8, 2015

Annual Coffin Fixin' Day


Wild Scarecrows

So a few years ago I placed two scarecrows in the "Old Man's Woods" by my house. A place where an elderly neighbor would clear paths and organize sticks and branches into sizes and shape trees with supports. Like creepy bonsai. He musta been a gardener or something. He even had a work bench and a tool rack with a cover tarp to protect his tools. Now this is not someone's private property, just a green belt between subdivisions. In other places, you'll find abandoned forts and stuff. I placed the s'crows on the outskirts of where he tended so to let him have his place and I have mine. But if you stood at the base of the trees where they were, you wouldn't notice them. You had to be out on the road to spot them. I went back today to check out the area and placed my rotting jack o' lantern if possible.

A stick pile. There are several of these 


His branch holder for cutting sticks. It's pretty nifty

Last year, these were all in a row, like a boardwalk 

Pvc pipes He placed as markers. They go around they cypress marsh in a circle

Weird tree supports

So my scarecrows were falling apart and each one lost an arm. I took them down and rebuilt them as one. Like Frankenstein. And placed the jack o'lantern on it. Between the mysterious old man and me, it's getting to be a little Mr. Jones'ey....


One Scarecrow's hand


One Scarecrow's hand with a spider web inside





From the sidewalk

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

More Pics

Wife's pictures she and I took when mine crapped out Halloween night. Thanks, Honey! Some nice shots of the whole house, garage and vampcrows.